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lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO


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realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.

realjunkstory:

Fact: comic creators share feelings with fangirls, often.


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so-hockey-eh:

PK goes full figure skater to avoid the ref. That is freaking graceful.

so-hockey-eh:

PK goes full figure skater to avoid the ref. That is freaking graceful.


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shinykari:

Basically the movie.

shinykari:

Basically the movie.


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When I saw Ben smile at Leslie in “Freddy Spaghetti”, I realized not only would they get together, but never break up. —Mike Schur


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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours


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